

Meet The Altar of Divine Pleasures
Feeling adventurous?
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Let's add some spices to your session, shall we? Embark on a journey of profound relaxation on the altar of explosive pleasure - also known as the "milking table". This bespoke session is designed to transcend ordinary relaxation, offering a blend of luxury, intimacy, and unparalleled pleasure.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
Luxurious Milking Table
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Unlike traditional massage tables, the milking table is uniquely designed to enhance the sensory experience and intimacy of your session. The additional hole for your lingam makes it experience like no other!
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So - here are some more deets!
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Enhanced Accessibility: The milking table features a strategic opening that allows me to provide stimulating and therapeutic touches from underneath the table, adding a layer of novelty and versatility to your massage experience. About 80% of the session will focus on your intimate areas, as I believe should be the case when you're receiving a massage on the milking table.
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Comfort and Versatility: Whether you choose to lie on your belly or back, the milking table ensures continuous comfort and support throughout the session - with your lingam being accessible at all times! This simply doesn't apply to the usual sensual sessions on a futon. - *You will always have the option to stay on your belly throughout the whole session, or you may wish to turn over for. 10-20 minutes half way through the massage - before being asked to turn back on your belly, as the "grand finale" is almost exclusively done in that position, to ensure you get the most out of the experience!
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Intimate Sensation: The milking table’s innovative design facilitates an intimate and immersive experience that goes WAY beyond traditional massage techniques. Strapping to table and bondage optional add-on! (recommended for returning clients*) (;
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THE Milking Table Massage Experience
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Extensive lingam massage - your intimate area pampered from start to finish - meticulously crafted to heighten sensitivity and unlock deep-seated tensions. You will also receive back, buttocks, abdomen and legs massage (hands, head massage included for 90 mins sessions or longer - upon request:) don't be shy! If there is anything specific that you like, just ask - I will be happy to help, so long as it is within the boundaries and ideally communicated in advance where an extra prep is needed on my side*) - with some optional, light body to body slides.
I will spend most of the session under the table, where I have the best access to your wonderful lingam!
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Who Might Appreciate This Experience?
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Seekers of Deep Relaxation and Novelty
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Explorers of Sensuality: Anyone curious about exploring new dimensions of sensual pleasure in a safe and professional environment.
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Connoisseurs of Exclusive Treatments: Those who appreciate bespoke services that cater to their unique desires and preferences.
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Experience the synergy of relaxation and arousal in a private and luxurious setting. Surrender to this wonderfully kinky, sensual and luxurious bliss and redefine your concept of indulgence with our sophisticated milking table massage. Every lingam owner should experience the milking tale at least once in their lifetime. Beware - you might never want to return to the "norm". Milking table can be addictive.
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Please note that the fee for milking table massage session: £230/hr. For longer session options, please do visit the Donations page.
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Cash, card, bank transfer payments accepted. Discreet reference.
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Please note that I can only accept cash between 10-31 January 2025. (with deposit being payable via bank transfer or payment link). Thank you xxx


